C'est la Vie

"Normality is a concept utilized by those who are afraid of revolutionary thoughts and ideas. Live your life passionately and limitlessly, as though there's no tomorrow." - Sethe K. Fincher
mineralists:

A “xenobomb” is a xenolith (in this case, of mantle peridotite - olivine), slathered in a coating of lava and tossed out of a volcano in the middle of a liquid droplet (a bomb).This is what they look like in cross-section.

mineralists:

A “xenobomb” is a xenolith (in this case, of mantle peridotite - olivine), slathered in a coating of lava and tossed out of a volcano in the middle of a liquid droplet (a bomb).This is what they look like in cross-section.

(Source: blogs.agu.org)

mineralists:

Stunning specimen featuring Tourmaline var. Indicolite crystals with Topaz and Quartz on Albite.Shigar Valley, Northern Areas of Pakistan

mineralists:

Stunning specimen featuring Tourmaline var. Indicolite crystals with Topaz and Quartz on Albite.
Shigar Valley, Northern Areas of Pakistan

(Source: exceptionalminerals.com)

disgustinganimals:

Don’t go chasin tomatoesPlease stick to the berries and the roots that you’re used toI know that you’re gonna eat it your way or nothin at allBut I think your body won’t last
I seen a rabbit yesterdayWith too many scones - it ate itself awayLeavin’ this world with not one grass-hop to playIs it because these mammals are all morons todayI pray they all keep awayAnd wish for handsome animals to stay

disgustinganimals:

Don’t go chasin tomatoes
Please stick to the berries and the roots that you’re used to
I know that you’re gonna eat it your way or nothin at all
But I think your body won’t last

I seen a rabbit yesterday
With too many scones - it ate itself away
Leavin’ this world with not one grass-hop to play
Is it because these mammals are all morons today
I pray they all keep away
And wish for handsome animals to stay

(Source: ranholas, via panicandctrl-z)

timehlord:

rebornica:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

WELL THEN

This website is full of psychopaths

High-functioning sociopaths, thank you very much. 

timehlord:

rebornica:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

WELL THEN

This website is full of psychopaths

High-functioning sociopaths, thank you very much. 

(via nickofthelivingdead)

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

"Ice knowing you."

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

"Ice knowing you."

(via thedizzydyke)